The Shop Page is Ready for Your Perusal Pleasure

Guys! I loaded up images of some of my favorite print on demand stuff and linked the ever-lovin’ heck out of it! Have a scroll through the SHOP page or go straight to the source right here: Redbubble and Society6..

If you have any suggestions or requests, just let me know. For now I’ll leave you with one of my more personally motivated graphics. ;)

Others Don't Play Well with Me by WIPjenni on Redbubble

Others Don’t Play Well with Me by WIPjenni on Redbubble


Don’t worry, I’ll be back to writing rants, ponderings and general wordy things soon. I’ve just been tight on time and trying to get some POD ducks in a row when I have a minute. Quack! (Hmm, usually I “moo”.)

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I Never Could Get the Hang of Wednesdays, aka, The P.O.D. Towel Day Dilemma

Ugh, argh and WTF?

For three months I’ve been researching, investigating, analyzing, adapting, updating and uploading for the sole purpose of having some of my art & design stuff available for print-on-demand merchandise. This is nothing new for me; back in the day I was involved with a relatively successful CafePress adventure, but to indulge my inner old man (who I shall call “Bill” in honor of my gruff-but-lovable, maternal PapPap), POD was a different animal in the wayback of seven years ago!

To simplify my rant (and focus on self-promotion) I’ll lead off with the mostly harmless, little graphic I’ve been most excited about sharing recently – sharing specifically on towels. It’s time-sensitive and also a nod to the days when I enjoyed reading novels for the sake of them being enjoyable and not as desperate escapism from the world in which we live. (Would another “Ugh, argh and WTF?” seem redundant even if it’s topically relevant again?)

Here it is now:
Hitchhiker's Guide Hoopy Frood Supply Co. by WIPjenni
You might not know this, but International Towel Day is May 25. It was started shortly after Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (et al) author, Douglas Adams passed on. You also might not know that 42 days until May 25 happens to be Thursday, April 13. You also, also might not know I’m writing this on Wednesday, April 12.

If hoopy froods, towels, 42 and Thursdays have no pop cultural meaning to you, I strongly recommend that you read the Hitchhiker’s Guide Trilogy. (The actual trilogy, not the four-book trilogy that includes So Long and Thanks for All the Fish. It’s quite probably the most disappointing fourth book in a trilogy, ever. And if you do read it, definitely don’t read Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, also by Mr. Adams. And if you do read it, don’t come crying to me when you can no longer appreciate a loquacious string of superfluous adjectives without breaking into a nervous sweat.)

This is the encapsulated dilemma portion of events… Redbubble has a nice face and a pretty sweet backend: NO TOWELS BUT ALL SORTS OF OTHER PRODUCTS. Society6‘s UI is like a first gen NES that’s been under a box of worn out Converse All Stars since 1985 – and still is: ONLY WHITE TOWELS IN SEVERAL SIZES AND SOME OTHER PRODUCTS. Zazzle abandoned their ‘community-centric’ business model years ago,and I have now abandoned them.

So. I have random merchandise available through random services even though I have dedicated an embarrassing amount of time to finding an online print on demand shop that offers good quality products, responsive customer support, reasonable prices, fair artist royalties, and a broad enough selection of merchandise to satisfy my somewhat bizarre notions of what items particular art stuffs should be printed on. I know. A girl asks too much.

I have abundantly failed in streamlining my process, but, I have achieved a modicum of success in making my creative content accessible in forms that you may appreciate. I would appreciate your buying something. May I suggest a towel?

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Up for a Challenge? Lose the Labels and Focus on the Fix!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interuptin
MOO!

Bar Lazy ISMS - Lose the Labels and Focus on the Fix by WIPjenni
What would happen if we replaced every personality label with a word that actually leads to a solution? What would happen if all the energy put into name-calling was directed at coming up with FAIR ways to resolve conflict? What would happen if instead of referring to yourself as a ‘type’ of person you only considered yourself a human being.

Let’s find out.

I challenge you to replace every label that would come out of your mouth, your fingertips and even your mind, with words that directly address the issue you’re fighting for or against – for ONE day.

Bar Lazy Isms.

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60 Fat Beeves – More Pet Peeves than Can Fit in a Zoo

Ya ever find yourself in one of those spells where no matter what you’re doing or what crosses your path, it always comes back to the exact same thing? Frustrating, no? Frustrating, yes!

In my latest commercial production, I felt it was time to address a few of the repeat offenders. Unfortunately, it turns out that I came up with far more than 60. Kind of surprising considering that I was trying to streamline down to the particular items that pop up with an almost prescribed regularity, not just any old annoyance.

Not wanting to spend the next three weeks duplicating and tagging cartoon cows, I settled on one recurring concept that grinds my gears (on different cogs) just about every day. The message is subtle, but no less valid because it’s presented on an orderly field of barnyard bovines. Moo!

So, with out further ado.. ladies, gentlemen and others, I present Sixty Fat Beeves.

Sixty Fat Beeves by WIPjenni on REDBUBBLE

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BREAKING NEWS: Myopia Epidemic – Glasses Don’t Help!

Funky Eggs, Facebook; Fractious, Fanatical Fallacies and a Follow Friday Flop: My Week in Review!

No, that’s really pretty much the whole week other than household chores and repairs. I did a #FlashbackFriday of the first artwork I made using Photoshop, visited Facebook long enough (too long!) to argue that freedom of speech applies to everyone in the USA (not just ignorant bigots); made the statement that “If you stand with Trump you’ll fall for anything“, also made the statement (again) that I’m not “condescending” just because someone doesn’t understand me (it’s reeeeeaaalllly obvious when I’m actually being condescending); then I wrapped things up by gaining a whopping 11 Instagram followers (my goal was 60) – one of which is a real person.

Funky Eggs 2002

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Falling with 45 OR: How the Actions of the Few Can Destroy the Many

Believe it or not, I’d been struggling with how to write this. Yes, I’ve been taking pains to decide on the best way to write a blog post that will probably be seen by no-one but me. (Unless of course, my friendly white-hat hacker comes back to see if I heeded the warning.) [I never did decide. I wrote it anyway.]

Fall with 45, The Trump Menace aka If the Shoe Fits...

Fall with 45, The Trump Menace aka If the Shoe Fits…
Merchandise is available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/WIPjenni/portfolio
OR you can print this image for your own personal use. (It’s 8.5″x11″)

For more than a year now, I’ve been shouting my own warnings from the metaphorical rooftops to anyone who would listen, and more to the point, to those who refused to listen. I am surely not the only person who could see with nauseating clarity exactly how Trumpocalypse would unfold, and I am definitely not the only one who dedicated hour upon hour, week upon week, month upon month in trying every tactic imaginable to persuade all those within earshot to at least consider the obvious conclusion to the course of events.

I am starting to think, however, that I may be one of a mere handful of folks who are fundamentally unable to grasp the idea that there are so many people joyously willing to harm others for their own petty gains; willing to sink the ship as long as they’re sitting at the captain’s table when they go down with it.

A mentally unstable, paranoid, narcissist who has lived their entire life hidden from REALITY by the riches accumulated by SOMEONE ELSE (that’s important because never having to earn anything feeds the fantasy that “having” equals “deserving”,) is utterly and absolutely INCAPABLE of comprehending what the day-to-day existence of almost everyone else in the United States is like.

Add to that base a crew of self-serving societal sycophants who are more than happy to stoke the fire of Trump’s compulsive superiority complex to achieve positions of grandeur for themselves, and the result is the annihilation of nearly everything that does not directly and substantially benefit the select few who now set the rules. It’s that simple.

Enough childishly, gullible people were so overwhelmed by their own egotism, they deluded themselves into believing a vote for Trump granted them admission into an exclusive club – the club of billionaires who, with barely an exception, gorge on personal advancement by manipulating, overspending and crushing anyone who isn’t them. Everything the United States stands for is being slaughtered and consumed in the name of greed.

Funny thing about “greed”, it’s singularly intimate. It’s “MINE!”, not yours.

The Republican Senators bow down in servile submission for the imagined glory of doing the ‘opposite’ of what was; no mind toward whether it’s better, or even as good, as long as they get paid. “Opposite” is satisfying enough while they roll around in their own arrogance to mask the scent of immorality.

The Democratic Senators cower behind their snide commentary (it’s better to look momentarily clever than perpetually ineffective) and pat themselves on the back for having the ‘courage’ to talk the talk when their knees buckle with fear and they can’t walk the walk. Talking is responsibility enough as long as they get paid.

Trump, The Juggernaut of Gibberish is growing fat on the flattery offered by his subordinates. Their co-dependency on his position ensures they provide a steady supply of reassurance for his delusional diet – that’s the only way they get paid.

It’s an unrighteous and abhorrent nightmare of truly epic proportions.

I witnessed the train being built.
I heard it leave the station.
I smell the fuel burning.
I see the bridge is out.
The brakeman’s hands are busy clutching his vanity.

Millions are already suffering with millions more soon to join them. Millions of people will lose their lives as a direct result of the self-entitled, self-absorbed few.

What have you done?

Time to Make the Donuts!

It was a loooooooooooong weekend and not in that “I just threw some things in my overnight and we had a spontaneous, romantic, three-day getaway! *giggle*” way. More like the spending way too much time looking for pretty distractions on Instagram while dealing with the most irritating tech issues ever and waiting for my man to get done with his 20 hours of unpaid overtime, way.

However, I learned tings; many, many tings.

  • A.) 45 is still popping Planter’s and the US (and world) may be in even more danger than a few days ago. (I know, still hard to fathom, but still true.)
  • B.) It is possible to fall out of love with one’s Samsung S7 immediately upon installing Android 7. (They call it Nougat, but there ain’t nothin’ sweet about it – although it is sticking in my craw!)
  • C.) A phone, tablet and laptop can all act unexpectedly screwy, for no apparent reason, on the same day, and then be A-OK for the same non-reasons on the next day.
  • D.) I buy button batteries, dog wipes and light bulbs with Amazon Prime when I’m bored.
  • E.) GIMP is *almost* really honking good.
  • F.) It is now apparently the universal civic duty of females the world over to idolize donuts and spend vast sums of money on bullet journaling supplies while performing some sort of unspoken tribute to the 1970s by surrounding themselves with “air plants” and going to macrame workshops. It’s weird. I was a kid in the 70s and I have to say that (other than rock ‘n’ roll and sitcoms about ‘real’ people; e.g. folks who weren’t blindingly white, suburban, and suspiciously calm,) air plants, donuts and macrame were some of the better things in that decade, so there’s that. But still, it’s weird. Trust me.

Another thing that’s weird is a crown-wearing cartoon donut mounted on a cupcake to assert its dominance as Princess of Pastries. But hey, it has chocolaty brush lettering floating over its ‘head’ and a really thin (call it a crumb-coat) snippet of food porn innuendo, so it’s all good. Really, look at it, you just might agree!

So, yes indeed, the fruits of my weekend amount to un-fruit-like snacks on t-shirts. Oh, but I did learn one more ting:

  • G.) After an unproductive, flat weekend, Mondays seem kind of cool. :)
  • BONUS: “Time To Make The Donuts” Dunkin’ Donuts commercial! https://youtu.be/petqFm94osQ
    BONUS BONUS, FUN FACT: In 2013 the Dunkin’ Donuts CFO decided it was time to focus on beverages instead of donuts. Whoever they paid for their market projections dropped the ball of dough on that one!

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    Resistance is Fertile

    I have never been particularly ‘patriotic’ in the “Merica’s Better’n Everything!” way – I’m too objective and attentive to detail for that kind of superficial flag-waving, but as is true with most things, seeing it slip away is not only showing me how much there was to be proud of, it’s heartbreaking.

    As John Oliver said about the potential for being deported as a green card-carrying, permanent US resident, British citizen, it’s no longer a zero percentage chance, and that’s scary. At this point in time, nothing is a zero % in the US. Quite literally every single aspect of the “American way of life” is in peril. From the actual Constitution to the way other nations view ‘friendly Americans’ to how anxious people are whenever there’s “breaking news”. We simply cannot allow one administration to destroy what has always been a unique and valuable contribution to the world.

    The US has many, many flaws, and it is our responsibility to ensure that our government work towards improving it, not systematically tearing it apart to suit personal agendas that are not only questionable from a moral point of view, but also break apart the constitutional foundations this nation has built upon for hundreds of years.

    Please focus your attention and energy into influencing the people who can put a stop to this insane downward spiral. It is a bizarre and nightmarish situation we are in when a group of people who were elected to serve us and act on behalf of our needs, is blatantly disregarding the majority of the American people and their own rationale to continually support actions that put the entire nation in danger.

    Everything; security, economy, even the physical well-being of citizens is being ignored in some sort of ridiculous display of personal power. I can’t even begin to imagine what the motivation is, but I do know that we are only seeing the tip of the iceberg. It is absolutely essential that we each demand our elected officials perform the duties they have sworn to. It is our country, not theirs.

    Each day that passes our democracy crumbles. We simply can’t allow it to continue. We need to train our attention to the Senate and we must do everything we can to show them that ‘we the people’ are stronger than any political party or elected representative no matter how high their office.

    We the people need to use our power.

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    Stick it to the Man(baby)!

    I don’t have the time at the moment to write up fab chunk of philosophy (sometimes it happens!) or a rambling piece of prose (usually happens), or even a rant about whatever insane ‘news’ is out today (happens alarmingly often)!

    I’ve got some bigger irons in the fire, but I’d be remiss in my resist if I didn’t contribute just a dash of support on the daily.

    Because we all need to stick together!…..

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    Get Your House in Order!

    UPDATED (boldly) January 25, 2017!

    It’s been awhile since I posted and the site stats prove it! So here’s this art thing I made and put up for sale as a wooden poster. [It was a wooden poster (because all the cool kids are gluing stuff to wood now), but it ended up totally sold out, so here’s a version on traditional paper. Some might say the way the good Lord intended a poster to be.]

    WIPjenni Zazzle House PosterIt’s a retro, mock-mid-century, early-20th century-esque, vintage vibe poster that TBH, makes me laugh a lot since Delusional Donald Trump threw a hissy fit about Paul Ryan. [I haven’t been laughing so much since then.]

    In reality, aka ‘the world that doesn’t reward nutjobs and asshats with fantasy notions of being important’, the message is really just about clearing out the old crap you don’t really have a use for to make room for only the things you love and need.

    It’s also what my husband yells when the folks at Wendy’s can’t manage to put a honey mustard sauce in with the nuggets. It’s pretty funny, but I guess you have to be there.

    So yeah, that’s a poster I made and it would be sweetness if you could buy one, or several – they’re really cheap. PRINT NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

    [I haven’t decided if I’ll make the original available for sale yet, but I will most likely be desperately shouting it from the rooftops if I do.]

    [Keep it REAL, kids.]

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    The Unfathomable Ego of a Tiny-Town Trump – HACKER EDITION!

    UPDATE! This post was replaced on February 3, 2017 with this: “Hacked By Not Matter who am i ~ i am white Hat Hacker please update your wordpress”. So I say, “Thank you, generic hacker, for hacking my back!” (See what I did there?)

    Facebook is kind of like that saying about drunk people showing ‘who they really are’, except there are (presumably) no impairments to hide behind the next day.

    Ponder this brief exchange and then take a moment to reflect on how it might be more genuine to focus on the guests of honor than the event planner.
    American Band image by ArtsyBee at Pixabay

    Patriotism Parade Post Shared by Thoughtful Local News Lady:
    The City of [Tiny-Town] invites you and your family to join in a very special community event to celebrate America and the good ol’ Red, White and Blue! This event is scheduled for Sunday,…
    WWW.[Link to Event Site].COM

     

    Comments
    Jenni:
    I’m quite patriotic, (and I know my previous efforts have been in vain), but I would still love to see [Tiny-Town] host at least a few events for all the area residents who enjoy things other than flag waving, country music and cover bands.
    Like · Reply · September 6 at 2:05pm

     

    Thoughtful Local News Lady:
    What kind of events did you have in mind?
    Like · Reply · September 6 at 2:11pm

     

    Jenni:
    They don’t even have to be specific events, just including different types of music would be a great start.
    Like · Reply · September 6 at 2:29pm

     

    Thoughtful Local News Lady:
    It’s too bad there aren’t more weeks in the summer. I think we’re all used to seeing the same bands every year, there’s a feeling of disappointment if one of them isn’t included. But yet at the same time, we would like to see something different. Maybe a Friday or Saturday concert once a month in addition to Sundays would be good.
    Unlike · Reply · 2 · September 6 at 2:54pm

     

    Jenni:
    Yep,mix it up, just like friends “make new friends but keep the old, for one is silver, the other gold”. :)
    Like · Reply · 1 · September 6 at 3:02pm

     

    Tiny-Town Resident:
    They do have different types of music all summer long.
    Like · Reply · 1 · September 6 at 6:39pm

     

    Jenni:
    They do have *some* variety, [Tiny-Town Resident], but it’s all pretty mainstream – which is good, but I’d like to see more alternative, rock, hip hop, garage, dance/electronica, and highest on my list would be getting some of the very local, original bands, particularly some of the ‘high school’ bands.
    Like · Reply · September 7 at 11:33am

     

    Tiny-Town Trump:
    Take a knee somewhere else Colin Kaepernick. This is a Patriotism Day Event. This isn’t the time to talk about ANYTHING ELSE BUT flag waving with our choice of a Country Band doing cover music. I’m sure that we can’t make EVERYONE happy, but if you want alternative music venues…THIS is NOT the time or the audience. Maybe you didn’t try to be so insulting? But, just because you say you tried in vain to bring “other music” to McKeesport shouldn’t diminish the hard work and sacrifice from the volunteers there every week and the large crowds of appreciative people.
    Like · Reply · 5 · 15 hrs

     

    Tiny-Town Resident #2:
    Well said Daniel Carr
    Like · Reply · 12 hrs

     

    Jenni:
    Sheesh Dan, how long have you been itching to use that Kaepernick line, or have you been using it everywhere you can squeeze it in? lol I said the Patriotism Day thing was good, but it would be nice to have other kinds of music involved, and that I’ve suggested it before – I think your exact words were “Well, we don’t want to attract the wrong crowd” – and the subject was dropped, that’s it – nothing mean or dismissive. But I will give you credit for being really good at spin – taking someone’s polite and valid comment and turning it into a self-congratulatory, praise-fest that plays on the emotions and ‘patriotic sensibilities’ of what you personally consider the ‘right kind’ of Americans, is a talent. Although, you did forget to mention God, but I guess you have a lot on your mind this weekend. Just one more thing…. when a person gets aggressively defensive because they imagined an insult, it usually means they have a guilty conscience or feel threatened – you may want to tone down the attack next time, for appearance’s sake. Have a great event! :)
    Like · Reply · 38 mins

     

    Tiny-Town Trump:
    I’m sorry. I do feel threatened when someone uses “flag waving” or “God”’s name in vain. It was not an attack. Just don’t like someone using our platform to promote another. Not that yours is bad, as in music. I am a non judgemental person…just struck a nerve. But, thanks for the compliment! All good.*
    Unlike · Reply · 1 · 9 mins

     

    Thoughtful Local News Lady:
    Reminder that this is this Sunday.
    Unlike · Reply · 2 · September 7 at 4:46pm

     

    Thoughtful Local News Lady:
    This Sunday, September 11.
    Unlike · Reply · 4 · Yesterday at 11:12am

     

    *For a moment I thought my witty sarcasm-er was broken, but it turned out it just isn’t powerful enough to break through delusional narcissism. I’ll have to do some studying and then a tune-up.

    To finish up on a serious note…. I am patriotic and I fully support every man, woman and child who has made sacrifices for the just and noble causes of freedom, protection, and to help their fellow humans – military and civilian.

    I humbly suggest that in addition to remembrance of the horrific events of September 11, 2001, known in the US as “Patriot Day”, you devote some time and effort into the practicality of supporting your local emergency personnel with a monetary contribution to help them have the equipment and training they need to make their work safer and easier.

    And spend some time making sure that everyone you appreciate knows that you do. :)

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    Another day, another dollar. Naw, I’m only kidding!

    It’s August folks and I am about seven days away from a full-on, end-of-summer panic. (I’ve been daydreaming about how awesome next summer’s going to be for about two weeks now.)

    Summer is my season. June is my favorite month, and I even see that as romantically bittersweet because it’s ‘the beginning of the end’. Really; in my fantasy land I’d spend every June day blowing bubbles in a field and lounging near a sparkling body of water while laughing gaily with an ever-so-slightly-open-mouthed smile.

    On chilly, stormy days, I’d sit near an open window with an organic cotton, beach-colored throw almost covering my perfect pedicure while sipping a La Croix Sparkling Coconut Water and reading old, hardcover books, or writing out my deepest thoughts on saving the world. Some days I’d sketch the ‘essence’ of a particularly sentimental tree in my Moleskine with my Copic drawing pens.

    Every day would end with a bonfire and an off-the-shoulder, light-weight, linen-blend sweatshirt. My diet would consist of fresh fruit, grilled vegetables and meat, punctuated with an occasional Rocket Pop or Dark Chocolate Klondike – and maybe a funnel cake delicately torn into bite-sized morsels by thumb and index finger-tip with partially extended pinky while wistfully frolicking at a charming, old-fashioned street fair.

    I’d wear the perfect outfit to every outdoor concert and spend hours on end waxing poetic about clouds and sunsets and children’s laughter.

    [insert empathetic mind-wanderings here]

    WIPjenni's Summer 2016 Dream

    Summer 2016 Dream

    The reality is that this summer in particular, has been disappointing. Circumstances conspired. Attitudes faltered. Countless ‘cheap-chic’, spring wardrobe-lifting shopping efforts dragged into numerous summer attempts, and nearly all resulted in thankfulness for well-planned-ahead “free returns”.

    I ended up thoroughly immersed in the hopeful plans and hopelessly missing the realities of community pools, dollar-store sketchbooks, discount flip-flops, backyard barbecues and all the blissful pleasure of watching lightning bugs from the second-hand patio furniture. I did manage to squeeze in a few Klondikes. ;)

    My tragedy of pride (or “taking the high ground”, if you prefer) in March – the heartbreaking decision to distance myself from a dishonest ‘business partner’ instead of moving forward with WIP Arts in some-form-is-better-than-none fashion – really set me back. I’m an optimistic person, but I take things seriously and I take them to heart. I can make allowances for another’s naivety and I have no qualms about a certain amount of selfishness – it’s akin to self-preservation (Hey, human nature, good to see you again!) – but even “you’re too kind, WIPjenni” (shoutout to Bootleggers Media) has limits and draws a very heavy, very dark line at publicly being called a “loser” for putting ethics ahead of financial gain.

    There have been more than several false starts since I first realized that encouraging and creating opportunities for EVERYone to experience some sort of ‘artistic’ expression and appreciation was something I needed to do, but there does come a point where tenacity leads into the distinct impression that one’s barking up the wrong tree.

    I’m still not utterly convinced, (tenacity is a tough nut to crack), but I’m pretty confident that White Oak is the wrong tree for me.

    They (the all-knowing “they”) say that setting clear goals is the key to achieving success; well, kids, my main goal has been very community-centric all along. Pretty much since my 6th birthday party when all my friends left because I insisted on a “democratic vote” to decide which game we should play. (It was an election year and my Libra cusp demands a nod to fairness. What can I say?)

    Now here’s the 2016-Summer-Down-the-Drain Epiphany… it turns out there’s an “I” in “community” and that’s all most folks can see! I have love for all the letters.

    I’m not without personal motivation, though. My “I” is the feeling of accomplishment; the satisfaction in helping/making/inspiring/enabling someone else to experience something good and positive. Putting a smile on someone’s face is joyous for me. When that smile comes from some new knowledge or perspective, my joy becomes downright rapturous. And like all things that feel so gosh-darn good, it’s a little addictive.

    My drive toward that satisfaction can be interpreted as condescending, aggressive, or plain old snobby, and let’s face it, none of us enjoy being ‘spoken down to’. But the thing is, my gentle readers, that’s not where it comes from AT ALL. As far as I can tell, it comes from a deep-down urge to share. I want to share. I need to share. My enthusiasm, intelligence and that cumbersome tenacity create a perfect storm of near-desperation for understanding. Honest, it’s like a I need a fix. A big, juicy hit of “Oh, yeah, I get it!”.

    That’s where I’m coming from. That’s why I’m almost certain that if a community wants an all-welcoming, all-sorts-of-options, creative enjoyment space, they wouldn’t avoid or ostracize the person trying to do it because they “use big words”* and see more value in sharing understanding than building a bank balance (or getting praised); the community might just step up and pitch in. The reality is, their “I”s are bigger than their stomachs and my “I” can see its own limitations.

    “Sure, but what does all that have to do with summer or days and dollars?”, I hear you mutter.

    Well, the summer days flashed by while I was reordering my priorities to try and earn some shekels with my own creativity, learning how to communicate with smaller words and abridged passions on other people’s soapboxes, and largely dealing with the mounting trials and tribulations of each passing year.

    And a good many of them were spent cursing Amazon.com’s inability to offer “free returns” on off-the-shoulder, light-weight, linen-blend sweatshirts. ;)


    *I don’t start off with “big words”, I just end up trying ALL the words to reach that ever-elusive understanding.

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    Friday used to be my favorite of the days.

    …sometimes it still is. Sometimes it’s a good day to share a tiny video that didn’t get enough love on Instagram. :) Save Cursive! Validate Yourself! Happy Friday!

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    Pokémon GO as a Social Experiment, or, Is This the Catalyst for Thinning the Herd?

    Pokémon GO is a pretty nifty concept in gaming. Augmented reality is cool and just about anything that gets people moving their body parts for fun is usually a good thing. I just can’t help but wonder when there’s going to be rallying cry to ban it. Ya know, because people are getting run over by cars, fights are breaking out, trespassers are trespassing in the wrong places, too many robberies, that sort of thing.

    I dig fan art so I thought it would be fun to scour the internet for some of it and post it here. Art is always valuable and if a few choice keywords get wiparts.org some visits; awesome! Not long after I started looking I found this: http://www.dorkly.com/post/75222/amazing-fan-art-versions-of-every-gen-1-pokemon it’s not Pokémon GO specific, but it is a lovely collection of high-quality fan art. It’s almost all similarly styled, but it’s all quite good. The link I shared has links to each individual artist’s work. If you like it, ‘put a ring on it’ – most artists – hobbyist or pro – are usually interested in commission work. :)

    This is one of my favorites…
    Rattata by DestroyedSteak Rattata by DestroyedSteak

    P.S. While we’re on the subject of games, can we stop using the word “microtransaction”? “Micro” means ‘small’ and we’re well beyond that with in-game purchases these days.

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    #wheresthetylenol

    [Apologies in advance for mildly obscured profanity. The rest of the world may not care, but I do have some decorum. Nevertheless, if the word fits, I have to use it. :) )

    More than just an opportunity to share a micro video and reference one of my favorite Christmas traditions, this is a super-important test to see just how responsive the responsive theme and responsive embedder actually are. If it doesn’t work, you may never know, ’cause I’ll be snatching it down faster than a Carolina wren snatches a June bug in mid-flight.

    Of course, this is the internet, and what happens on the internet tends to stay on the internet, regardless of any pro-active snatching. I suppose I’d better throw out a quick description of the video in precautionary preperation for any staying.

    I adore videos – from the original black & white silent films of 100+ years ago to fractions-of-moments long abstract art pieces from 73 seconds ago. Sensory combos are a hoot (I also adore words and phrases from all eras,) and sound & vision are quite the pair! Since my epiphany/revelation/derp moment that I’d be much happier getting on with my things and largely giving less f**ks (How many fewer f**ks can I give? None. none fewer f**ks.) about what anyone else is up to, I’ve been much more experimental with free apps and those godawful/godsend Photoshop filters that can be quite fun once you realize that you’ve been overestimating just about ev-er-y-thing.

    So. There’s a shed-load of unspent creativity in my house. There’s also a butt-ton of up-tight intensity. Additionally, there’s a heckofabunch of misguided repression. So. Like the tss-t-tss-tss of an Oster pressure cooker, it serves no purpose unless there are tasty vittles inside, and if the steam doesn’t sputter out, the whole kit and kaboodle’s gonna blow. Kerplow!

    SOLUTION: Tss-t-tss-tss all over the place! My Man’s finally working on a new project and I’m working on giving none, none fewer f**ks. Which can be conveniently veiled (or brazenly exposed) by the gossamer threads of expression. Oooh.

    The following is a teeny, tiny snippet of what was going on in my mind and what was streaming into my ears for about six hours. Please, sit back and savor just a few, sweet seconds of responsiveness testing. Err, I mean “art”. Yes, that’s definitely what I mean. ;)

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    Don’t Bring a D(r)ump(f) Cake to a Gun Fight.

    Condescending Cat Want You to Accept Your Limitations

    A friend recently shared a link on Facebook with the caption “This is true had to repost it.” Disappointment in the friend aside, and knowing there are plenty of fools on all sides of this election, the linked article inspired the response below. A link to the original article follows. My responses are in all caps. (And they’re still not loud enough!)

    1. The majority of us are not supporting Trump because we’re ignorant. We understand him and his policies very well. Just because we believe something that you don’t does not make either of us wrong. No matter how many times you try to convince us that you are right, we’re not going to change our views, so please stop trying to sway our opinions.

    WHAT ARE HIS POLICIES? REFUSING TO CHANGE ONE’S OPINIONS REGARDLESS OF NEW, FACTUAL INFORMATION IS NOT A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE.

    2. He’s a business man, and he will run this country like a business. After many failed approaches to get us out of debt, maybe a successful business man for president isn’t a bad idea.

    TRUMP HAS FAILED MANY TIMES IN BUSINESS. UNLIKE HIS PREVIOUS BUSINESS ENTERPRISES, BANKRUPTING THE UNITED STATES IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION.

    3. When non-Trump supporters say that Trump isn’t a politician, we laugh at you. What makes a person a politician? Nothing. That’s right, if you want to be a politician, you can be. He may not know everything, but try to name one candidate who does. He will hire the right people for the right jobs.

    IT’S GOOD TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING A VALID POINT BECAUSE YOU PREFER TO IGNORE IT? USUALLY BEING A POLITICIAN INVOLVES A DEGREE IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR LAW, AND/OR SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE. DIPLOMACY IS INTEGRAL TO BEING A GOOD POLITICIAN. WILL HE HIRE THE SAME PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS NUMEROUS FAILED BUSINESSES? GOOD JUDGEMENT IS ALSO INTEGRAL TO BEING A GOOD POLITICIAN.

    4. The wall. Many of you think that the wall Trump wants to build seems irrational, but we don’t. The United States provides endless opportunity for anyone that comes here LEGALLY. We’re not denying people entry to our amazing country, we’re just asking that they come here the right way – like many of our relatives did in the past. And on to the next point …

    WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO HAS EMPLOYED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WANT TO BUILD A WALL NOW? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE LEGAL MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS?

    5. He’s not racist, and neither are we. We just want people to come here legally. It’s not right that our hard work is paying for illegal immigrants’ children to go to school and that our tax dollars are going to pay for people who did not pay into the system. We’re looking to protect ourselves and our hard earned dollars.

    WANTING TO ‘TAG AND BAG’ ALL MUSLIMS IN CASE ONE IS A TERRORIST IS ‘RACIST’. AND YET TRUMP HAS BEEN GUILTY OF TAX AVOIDANCE ON MANY OCCASIONS. HE MAKES EFFORT TO NOT PAY “INTO THE SYSTEM”.

    6. He’s all for guns. No matter what happens, the criminals and the bad-guys are going to get their hands on guns whether they are legal or illegal. ***If guns were legal, people would be less likely to pull out a gun in a public place because of the fear that other people might have guns too.

    ***WHAT? THIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH HURTS MY HEAD. A.) GUNS ARE LEGAL. B.) COUNTRIES WITH STRICTER GUN CONTROL LAWS GENERALLY HAVE LESS GUN CRIMES. C.) PEOPLE WHO CARRY GUNS BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID, ARE MORE LIKELY TO USE THEM. WHEN HUMANS HAVE STRONG EMOTIONAL REACTIONS THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF ACTING RATIONALLY. NB: WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY TRUMP USES FEAR AND ANGER TO GAIN SUPPORTERS.

    7. We’re proud to be Republicans. We are not ashamed no matter how many times you may try to belittle us. We worked hard for our money, and we believe we should have a say where it goes. We’re not saying we want to see children starving on the streets, but we don’t want to see our money go to things we don’t believe in. So stop talking to us and about us like we’re monsters.

    THERE ARE PLENTY OF NON-REPUBLICANS WHO SUPPORT TRUMP. EVERYONE WHO WORKS HARD WANTS TO HAVE A SAY IN WHERE THEIR MONEY GOES. THE STATES THAT PAY THE LEAST IN TAXES AND ARE MOST DEPENDENT ON FEDERAL ‘ASSISTANCE’ ARE PRIMARILY REPUBLICAN. DO YOU BELIEVE YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY SHOULD BE SPENT ON A 1,954 MILE WALL?

    8. What we see as speaking his mind, you see as rude. You cannot validly argue that Trump does not speak his mind. He says what most Republicans are thinking. He is the only presidential candidate that actually speaks his mind without holding back, and we appreciate his bluntness.

    YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY IGNORANT & STUPID (IGNORANT MEANS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND – STUPID MEANS YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING).

    9. Trump supporters are not violent. Several mini studies have now proven that Bernie’s supporters are the most likely of all supporters to inflict violence on others. Trump’s supporters aren’t looking for a fight, like Sanders’ supporters. We’re just proud to be part of the movement that will Make America Great Again, and like to show our support. It’s annoying to receive dirty looks from people when they hear that we’re supporting Trump.

    IGNORING ANY BIASED STUDIES, “MINI” OR OTHERWISE, TRUMP HIMSELF TELLING A SUPPORTER TO “KNOCK THE CRAP OUT OF” SOMEONE WHO DISAGREES WITH HIM, AND OFFERING TO PAY ANY INCURRED LEGAL FEES, IS VIOLENT (AND ALSO PROVES THAT HE THINKS IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO PAY PEOPLE TO DO ILLEGAL THINGS FOR HIM). WHEN WAS AMERICA GREAT? HOW IS IT GOING TO BE MADE “GREAT” AGAIN? IT’S ANNOYING (AND FRIGHTENING) TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL UNDERSTANDING OF COMMON WORD DEFINITIONS ARE WILLING TO VOTE FOR A PERSON WHO HAS PROVEN THAT HIS ONLY SKILL IS MANIPULATING THE IGNORANT & STUPID.

    10. We’re entitled to our opinions as much as you’re entitled to yours. Trump supporters don’t going around saying other people are ignorant or stupid for believing other things, we just try to express our views. We are the only ones being called ignorant. Get over it! We live in America, and everyone believes different things, so leave us be!

    BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BUSY SAYING “BUILD A WALL!, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” AND OTHER SLOGANS YOU CAN’T EXPAND ON. YOU ARE CALLED IGNORANT BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORANT (AND STUPID). YOU ARE ENTITLED TO BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. “BELIEVE” MEANS TO ACCEPT SOMETHING AS TRUE, WITH OR WITHOUT FACTUAL PROOF.

    We’re not asking you to love Donald Trump, but we are asking for the same level of respect that we’re giving you. He has many female and minority supporters, so clearly we don’t all see him as sexist and racist.

    THERE IS AN ABUNDANCE OF DISRESPECT FROM BOTH SIDES. AGAIN, TRUMP – AND OTHER CANDIDATES – ARE INTENTIONALLY ENCOURAGING EMOTIONAL REACTIONS TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM RESPONDING LOGICALLY. BECAUSE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE DEFINITIONS OF SEXIST AND RACIST. ‪#‎JustBeingHonest‬ ‪#‎TellingItLikeItIs‬

    DO YOU APPRECIATE MY BLUNTNESS?

    http://www.puckermob.com/moblog/10-things-donald-trump-supporters-wish-antitrumps-understood

    New Internet Radio Station – WMCK.fm

    Rugged Angel - Kahmeela Adams, WMCK.fm

    There’s a new sound in the Mon Valley and it’s WMCK.fm! WMCK features new music, talk, oldies & ‘classic radio’ programming. And maybe even your show! If you’re interested in producing YOUR VERY OWN show, email wmck@wmck.fm

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    Why You Can’t Trust Trump

    A few brief words on the #TrumpMenace.

    Condescending Cat Seeks Truth

    You can agree with him, but trust is less than futile.

    Donald Trump is popular not because ‘he speaks his mind’, but because he speaks the minds of many. That is downright frightening to those of us who aren’t interested in persecuting anyone who isn’t exactly like us. But here’s an important thing to remember; you are fully permitted to hate anyone, for any reason, or no reason at all, you just aren’t allowed to act on it in any way that infringes on another’s rights, in the USA, anyway.

    So by all means, feel free to think bigoted, prejudiced and biased thoughts toward anyone and everyone you choose, BUT while you’re cheering behind someone proven to outright lie to turn your dissatisfaction into a rally cry of ‘us against them’, always keep in mind that discrimination spreads. It’s only a matter of time before he attacks you or your beliefs just to get more free publicity to feed his compulsive, uncontrolled narcissism.

    Do unto others… It’s that simple.

    Condescending Cat Knows Your Ignorance is Dangerous

    I keep reading “They [ISIS] are a threat to our way of life!” And I agree.

    The “land of the free and the home of the brave” has become a cluster of frightened prisoners cowering in a corner ready to lash out violently when the floor creaks under their own weight.

    You are not free when you allow the idea of a threat to alter your morals to match those of your enemy.

    You are not brave when you abandon your values out of fear for what might happen.

    Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.
    –Mark Twain

    With silent lips ‘Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!’
    –Emma Lazarus, Statue of Liberty

    I wish to forcefully reaffirm that the path of violence and hate can never solve the problems of humanity! … to use the name of God to justify this path is blasphemy.
    –Pope Francis

    Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
    –Abraham Lincoln

    So let us work for peace within our families and society, and not expect help from God, Buddha or the governments.
    –Dalai Lama

    Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself.
    — Confucius

    Our common values are stronger than those of the terrorists. Our common values will prevail.
    – Ronald S. Lauder, President of the World Jewish Congress

    Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
    –Yoda

    Do not fulfill the prophecy of IS. Do not let them win. Do not become them.

    There’s a serial killer who wears the same shoes that you do.

    More than 1.6 billion Muslims had nothing to do with the terror attack on Paris.

    Condescending Cat Knows You Might Be A Terrorist

    Pick something about yourself that you’re proud of – your car, your hair color, your ethnic heritage. Now imagine that a handful of people who have that same car, color or heritage do something inexcusably heinous in the name of’ that thing.

    You and your family are now a target of hate. You and your family are now evil.
    ​You and your family should be denied safety.

    ​Think before you speak.