“You’ll never guess what they got up to while I was watering my collection of succulents…”

Never Guess by WIPjenni
I see what you did there.

Few things infuriate/upset me more than people who take advantage of, or literally manipulate living creatures in an attempt to get attention. The de-valuing of life, limb and sanity in the pursuit of going viral is one of the worst things to come out of internet accessibility.

‘Keeping up with the Joneses’ is bad enough when it manifests in gross consumerism and abandonment of personal substance, but when it crosses into exploitation at best, and abuse at worst, something needs to change.

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Get Your House in Order!

UPDATED (boldly) January 25, 2017!

It’s been awhile since I posted and the site stats prove it! So here’s this art thing I made and put up for sale as a wooden poster. [It was a wooden poster (because all the cool kids are gluing stuff to wood now), but it ended up totally sold out, so here’s a version on traditional paper. Some might say the way the good Lord intended a poster to be.]

WIPjenni Zazzle House PosterIt’s a retro, mock-mid-century, early-20th century-esque, vintage vibe poster that TBH, makes me laugh a lot since Delusional Donald Trump threw a hissy fit about Paul Ryan. [I haven’t been laughing so much since then.]

In reality, aka ‘the world that doesn’t reward nutjobs and asshats with fantasy notions of being important’, the message is really just about clearing out the old crap you don’t really have a use for to make room for only the things you love and need.

It’s also what my husband yells when the folks at Wendy’s can’t manage to put a honey mustard sauce in with the nuggets. It’s pretty funny, but I guess you have to be there.

So yeah, that’s a poster I made and it would be sweetness if you could buy one, or several – they’re really cheap. PRINT NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

[I haven’t decided if I’ll make the original available for sale yet, but I will most likely be desperately shouting it from the rooftops if I do.]

[Keep it REAL, kids.]

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